Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
Kiss me…yeah!
“Kiss me,” said the young lady urgently. “Please kiss me.”But the young man turned...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?
Q. Is it possible to kill a mother-in-law with newspaper?A. Yes, if you wrap...
Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?
Did you hear about the Polish Navy’s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned...
Biting Nails
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over tea. “I do wish that my Elmer...
Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand…
A blonde walked into a doctor’s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor...
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional…
An old drunk stumbles into a confessional. After not hearing anything for a while...