I have good news and bad news
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Parrrot boy & daddy
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an...
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?
What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Pe…
Top10 Reasons E-Mail is Like a Penis:10. Those who have it would be devastated...
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and…
A homosexual walked into a delicatessen and asked the shopkeeper for a large knob...
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child…
A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse,...
You tell me!
A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks and...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!