Irishman declares war
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What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
What is the difference between men and women?
What is the difference between men and women?A woman wants one man to satisfy...
What is the difference between white onions, brown onions…
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing…. They all...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Can I play the piano once these are off?
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In San Francisco
Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?
What’s a Jewish American Princess’s idea of kinky sex? She moves.
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...
It looks like plastic.
An attorney went into a bar for a Martini and found himself beside a...