If men had a vagina.
10. Immediately go shopping for zucchini and cucumbers.9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for...
Men Like Paper Cups
Why are men like paper cups?They’re dispensable.
Blonde on Horseback
A blonde from California decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Men and Situps
What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote...
cross a spider and an elephant
|What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant?I’m not sure,...
Eye Doctor
A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, “Sir,...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
How do you clean a condom?
How do you clean a condom?Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...