Driver’s Test
Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver’s test?A: Because every time the...
Chicken and the Egg
So, the chicken and the egg were in bed, the chicken is sitting up,...
Girls and Hockey
Why can’t girls play hockey?Because they have to change their pads every period!
I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided…
This guy unexpectedly got the day off and decided he wouldspend it on the...
Throw Up!
Knock Knock.Who’s there?StanStan who?Stan back or I’ll be sick on your shoe!!!!
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
Going further
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving...
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today…
Mother-in-law: I baked two kinds of cookies today. Would you like to takeyour pick?Son-in-law:...