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A young woman goes into the doctor’s office for a checkup. As she takes...
M&M Factory
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She...
Clinton Fart
Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the...
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Everything Gone!
A man was complaining to a friend:”I had it all; money, a beautiful house,...
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday…
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in...
Line of squaws
What do you call 32 hillbillies standing in line?A full set of teeth!
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!
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|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...