Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
One and the same.
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Did you pay taxes?
|A nervous taxpayer was unhappily conversing with the IRS Tax auditor who had come...
exercise at the beach
|How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Breeding Problem
A Soviet emigre woman comes to a gynecologist and complains:”Doctor, when I wasn’t married,...
Wedding Announcement
An unmarried girl who worked in a busy office arrived one morning and began...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...
Lipstick problem!
According to a radio report, a middle school in Oregon was faced with a...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...