Yo mama is so old
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she...
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and…
A drunk staggered into a cemetery and fell into a freshly dug grave.Pretty soon...
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?
Why won’t sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy.
Anybody Home?
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about...
Can you pay the bill?
A man was brought to the hospital, and taken quickly in for emergency surgery....
Perfectly healthy
“Doctor,” the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t getit up...
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was…
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I...
Retire Aged Personell Early
Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a...
Horses at the Race
|A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse....
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...