The swimming contest.
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest.The first has no arms.The second no legs.And...
Dear Abby
Snappy answers to sappy questions:All your puny problems solved in 10 words or less!Q:...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...
The Video Rental
A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn’t done before,...
OLD NEVER DIES 14
|OLD WANTS never die, they become needsOLD WATCHMAKERS never die, they just run out...
What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill…
Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain...
blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite wine? A: “Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q:...
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...