Star Wars- Sexually Explicit Lines
10. “Get in there you big furry oaf, I don’t care what you smell!”9....
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Three blonds on death row
|Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One’s a brunette, one’s a...
During an Army war game…
During an Army war game, a commanding officer’sjeep got stuck in the mud. The...
A man was driving through West Virginia…
A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He...
Dumb Funnies!
What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.Why was the Tomato...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
It was the age when knighthood was in flower…
It was the age when knighthood was in flower.A young lady was pounding away...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Puns by the Pound!
Q: what did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?A: Hold on to your...