What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
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It is truly astonishing what happens in Bible stories when they are retold by...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc…
What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He...
Where do frogs keep their treasure?
|Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of...
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Some fun rules
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A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...