mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...
An elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests…
“Look at me.” an elderly Yuppie boasted to his guests at his birthday bash....
The accident report
|Dear Sir,I am writing in response to your request for additional information for block...
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Horses
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says… “Why the longface?”
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace…
If the bird of wisdom is an owl, and the bird of peace is...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
Yo mama is so fat…..website
Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it’s own website.