Give him an orange
|One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students,...
Returning from her vacation…
Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about...
Explaination
A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Tons of Q & A for Kids!
Q: What’s red and goes up and down?A: A tomato in an elevator.Q: What...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Yo mama is so lazy
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has...
How come Mike Tysons eyes always water during sex?
How come Mike Tyson’s eyes always water during sex? Mace…
Stupid Funny Quotes
“Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.” –President Gerald...
La Machine
La Machine….vegetables…vvrrrrr…La Machine….fruits…vvrrrrr…La Machine….little children…No mommy, No!…vvrrrrr…La Machine.
Things I’ve Learned From My Cat
Make the world your playground.Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a...