Clueless
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ida Ida who? Ida know.
Chicken jokes 04
|Q: Which day of the week do chickens hate most?A: Fry-day!Q: What happens when...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
Why are girls like pianos?
Why are girls like pianos?When they’re not upright, they’re grand…
Advice From Mom
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed...
Holiday Banana Bread
Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2...
Polak Crossed The Road
Q: Why did the Polak cross the road?A: He couldn’t get his dick out...
True Love
A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...