Early shopping trip.
It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked...
How do you sink a Polish submarine?
How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and…
Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind...
Knock Knock Jokes 14
Knock Knock Who’s there? Athens! Athens who? Athens I love you! Knock Knock Who’s...
Marriage quotes 15
All marriages are happy–it’s the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Did...
Yo Mama
Yo Mama is so fat that when she sleeps around the house, she sleeps...
Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
Lesbian at the gynecologist.
A young lesbian goes to her gynecologist for her yearly pelvicexamination. She puts on...
‘Twas the Night before Finals
|T’was the night before finals,And all through the college,The students were prayingFor last minute...