Wife isn’t in the car
|On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: “Sir,...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...
Excerpts from the rural life
A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for...
Smart decision
Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out...
Elmo
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2...
Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
What did the boy with a long tongue and big lips say to his mom…
What did the boy with a long tongue and biglips say to his mom...
Men writing the rules
|If Men Were to Rewrite “The Rules”Rule # 1 Anything we said six or...