Office X-mas Party!
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will...
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train…
A Rabbi and a Priest were sitting together on a train, and the Rabbileans...
What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.’s
Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.’s? A. Drool.
Good/Bad Car Accident
Harry answers the telephone, and it’s an Emergency Room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife...
Tell On You Too!
I heard a story of a woman going into a bank with her son...
Who gave you those black eyes?
|A regular at Bob’s Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of...
The grasshopper joke!
So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says “Hey!...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
The math one-liners
|Math problems? Call 1-800--. If parallel lines meet at infinity – infinity must be...
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon…
An old man and old woman got married and went on their honeymoon. They...