What is pink and moist and split in the middle?
What is pink and moist and split in the middle?A grapefruit!
Tips for driving people insane!
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A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks…
A man walks into a bar and orders two drinks. As thebartender watches he...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
More Brain Cells Than A Cow
Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?A1: So they...
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?
Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?Just when it’s getting interesting...
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
Panama Canal
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One’s a busy...
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and…
When Joe’s wife ran away with his car, his money and his best friend,...