Criminal steals lumber
|A man with a nagging secret couldn’t keep it any longer. In the confessional...
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Nun on the Bus
A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
I’m Glad I’m A Man
I’m glad I’m a man, you better believe.I don’t live off of yogurt, diet...
Can I take his place?
|An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.