Two Quickies.
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Gun Barrel
A man joins the crew of a ship. After a few days he gets...
Programming language acronyms
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Rabbits Ph.D. Thesis
Rabbit’s Ph.D. Thesis: A Parable for Graduate StudentsScene: It’s a fine sunny day in...
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
Life is cruel
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Raid
You might be a redneck if… You keep a can of Raid on the...
Having A Baby Is Like…
What a mother once told her teenage daughter about how it felt to have...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
A lusty camel
A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out...