Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world…
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level....
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Did you make a donation?
|At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that...
It is written in the Bible!
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hoteland...
Your Momma is so ugly
Your Momma is so ugly that any position is doggy style.
Got Any Grapes?
A ducks walks into a bar and asks, “Got any grapes?” The bartender, confused,...
Role Reversal
A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was...
An engineer and a programmer
|A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long...
Hidden in the Attic!
This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would...