You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
The Biker’s decision.
You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle...
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
If Apple ran Christmas…
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4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Write on the bottom of shoes
|Someone once took a large black ink marker and wrote “Help” on the bottom...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Between Two Brunettes
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?A: A mental block.
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Which Secretary To Hire?
An office manager was sent three secretaries, equally qualified, to fill one vacancy. “Well,”...