Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Unsanitary conditions
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback…
On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and...
What Gets Bigger and Bigger?
Mr. Perkins, the biology instructor at a posh suburban girl’s junior college, said during...
Subjects for a date
|A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about...
Classified Funny Ads
?Include your children when baking cookies!?Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted?Something...
Easter Quiz
Three blondes died in a car crash trying to jump the Grand Canyon and...