Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Low Sperm Count
A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm...
25 facts of life
25 facts of life1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the...
You Know You’re In California When…
The fastest part of your commute is down your driveway. You were born somewhere...
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off?
What’s the difference between Love, True Love and showing off? Spit, swallow and gargle.
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Auto Light
A doctor is making a routine call to one of his elderly patients. He...