Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born?
Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Job well done!
A man and woman were celebrating their 50 year anniversary. That night, the woman...
Spell it Bubba!
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that...
Stupid Insults 24/31
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out...
On Enmity Between Races
Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in...
A love story
John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform, and studied the...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...