Quiz For My Smart Friends
This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
Microsoft versus GM
|Microsoft vs. GMAt a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer...
Telephone Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents...
Disposition To Have Children
A wise man once said that having children is hereditary.Which is tantamount to saying:...
Neutron Walks into a Bar…
A neutron walks into a bar, and asks for a drink.The bartender serves it...
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Definitions of A Diplomat:
Definitions of A Diplomat:Always knows what to talk about, but doesn’t always talk about...