Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream…
A husband comes home with a half-gallon of ice cream and asks his wife...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
I have “great” news for you
|The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, “I have...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
History Lesson
A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Gas Prices vs ?
People have been complaining about the rising price of gasoline recently, but I have...