Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
A bum asks a man for $2…
A bum asks a man for $2.The man asked, “Will you buy booze?”The bum...
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Wife-taming method
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to theother and...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice…
An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art...
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics
The Three Laws of Thermodynamics 1.You can’t win. 2.You can’t break even. 3.You can’t...
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship…
Prosecutor: Mr. Clinton, did you have an improper relationship with Monica Lewinsky? Pres: Improper?...
Triplets
One night a lady pregnant with triplets was walking by and a masked robber...