What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
Mattresses
At least now, Mr. Clinton, we understand why mattresses are discountedevery Presidents Day.
The Snake
There where two snakes talking.The 1st one said ‘Sidney, are we the type of...
Tell about a haircut
|The story of someone getting a haircut.Women’s version:Woman2: Oh! You got a haircut! That’s...
At the beach.
A woman went to the beach with her children. Her 4-year-old son ran up...
Room Service
This is a telephonic exchange between a hotel guest androomservice at a hotel in...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....
The Rabbi’s Advice
A man has been in business for many, many years and the business is...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
Where do you find a no legged dog?
Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.