What is a blondes way of safe sex?
What is a blonde’s way of having safe sex?Locking the car doors!
Winnie The ????
“Winnie The ????” It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd...
Ode To A Mammogram
For years ‘n years they told me, “Be careful of your breasts. Don’t ever...
How far to the town?
|A unit of soldiers was marching a long dusty march across the rolling prairie....
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.
Ventriloquist and the Indian
A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch....
I’d Love To But…(Pt IV)
Continuing with our list of dumb excuses that will guarantee you won’t be invited...
Dog Property Laws
1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3....
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!