Marriage Quotes
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. Rodney Dangerfield...
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Ten worst gifts to buy a woman
|1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is...
Did you take the patient’s temperature?
|Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature?Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic…
Seems this elderly couple went to the clinic and asked to be tested for...
Conversation over dinner
Conversation over dinner: WOMAN: What would you do if I died? Would you get...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
My heart set…
A certain old gentleman thought his eyesight was going bad, and hewas advised to...
The plumber has arrived
|A lady was expecting the plumber; he was supposed to come at ten o’clock....