Cup of Coffee
There was this 8 year old kid who lived with his 82 year old...
A tadpole!
|What kind of pole is short and floppy?A tadpole!
The Drunk!
It was July 4th and this guy was roasting a chicken on a rotisserie...
CHECK THE BUFFETT!
In a Texas bar,The bartender Fred was fed up with penis boasting from theregulars.So...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Dentist
Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to...
Guaranteed visits
|An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final...
Cross With A Blonde
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A1: I...
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?
Where does a 200 ton elephant sit?Anywhere he wants!