Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
Top 20 Engineers’ Terminology’s
1. A NUMBER OF DIFFERENT APPROACHES ARE BEING TRIED- We are still pissing in...
mosquito and a fly
|What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly?Try sewing buttons on a...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
Blonde Mechanics
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
Top ten signs you bought a bad computer
|10. Lower corner of screen has the words “Etch-a-sketch” on it.9. It’s celebrity spokesman...
Give Me the Bill
Inebriated drinker says to the bartender (with a drunken slur), “Bartender, buy everyone in...
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene…
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill...
Have you heard the one about the…
Have you heard the one about the . . . . . . ....