What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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Good Sneeze!
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THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
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Buckwheat and Darla
Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla “How do you...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
Flute jokes
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The Crystal Glass Bowl
Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...
Punctuation marks
An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage” on...