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Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
The New Hunter
It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Blonde Hijacker
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who...
Honeymoon Over
Bridegroom: “Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been...
yo mama so fat.. band..
Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!