Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
The Family Dentist
A husband and wife enter a dentist`s office. The Wife says, “I want atooth...
Why We Appreciate Men
Why We Appreciate Men And How Our Bubbles Get Burst When He Ain’t Prince...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Bullfighters
What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?Quattro sinko.
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...