Pushing it!
Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine...
Condom Modelling Rejection
Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery Root Drive Droptrouser, NC 22269Dear John...
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Fish jokes 01
|Which fish can perform operations?A Sturgeon!Where do little fishes go every morning?To plaice school!What...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...
Signs and notices 01
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Found written on...
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Stupid Insults 11/31
Gets his orders from another planet. Gets hypnotized on the de-spun section. Gets parity...