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Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”
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Consider the following:Female guitar player shouting at her boyfriend in acrowded shopping mall: “Don’t...
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“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
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Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
Phone For Texas Aggie
Soon after the Texas Aggie clocked in for work, the foreman called him over...
Blonde AND Polish!
A Sailor is sitting at a bar one night and is chatting it up...
Enter the Pearly Gates
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