Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth…
Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, “How was...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
Are blind pilots flying?
|One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated...
stop for a glow worm
|When should you stop for a glow worm?When he has a red light!
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...
Four Kids
There were once four kids, Poop, Shut Up, Manners, and Trouble.Poop was riding his...
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest…
Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms. The second...
Incompatible
Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...