Where are you from?
|Theater Guest A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater.When...
Stock market report
|Today’s Stock Market Report: Helium was up, feathers were down.Paper was stationary.Fluorescent tubing was...
Will the real dummy stand up!
I give all of these people a DUH! – DOH! – & Woo-hoo!HANDS-DOWN WINNER...
The Origin of Chapstick
The Origin of ChapstickThe old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry,...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
Very Short Books
Very Short Books…1) Outdoor activities in Chernobyl2) Hot Scenic Real-estate opportunities on top of...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
A story behind a gun
|Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members...
Love, Santa
Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have...