Be Politically Correct With Men
He does not have a FAT BEER GUT – He has developed a LIQUID...
You Need to Join the Lord’s Army
|Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the...
If you love something …
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, andalways...
I went out with my girlfriend…
I went out with my girlfriend and asked her,”Why is it everytime I go...
The angry wife met her husband at the door…
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and...
The Doctor was puzzled
|The Doctor was puzzled “I’m very sorry but I can’t diagnose your trouble, Mahoney....
A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap…
Sorry Texans….A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He...
Fuck for a Duck
A farmer sent his 15 year old son to town and, as a birthday...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Part of the service
|Polceman: “I’m afraid that I’m going to have to lock you up for the...