A Rock Solid Defense
A redneck was arrested for selling home-stilled whiskey. His lawyer put him on the...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
Latex factory
A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Destroy an opponent
|The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)Tonya Harding Presents… Get tired every softball season loosing...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?He gets taller!!Sent by Bill