Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
The Big Jump
Q….OK, there’s a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.
Marry a blonde
What’s the advantage of being married to a blonde? You can park in handicapped...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Conversion
A Jewish lawyer was troubled by the way his son turned out, and went...
Sun Went
Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see wherethe...
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner…
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.The attorney asks, “Before you signed thedeath...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!