Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Lose Weight
John: How can I lose twelve pounds of ugly fat? Doctor: Cut your head...
The best bar in the world…
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.They are having a good...
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher…
When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope…
There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope. It...
Royal Greetings?
What’s the difference between greeting royalty and greeting President Clinton? You only go down...
Grandma’s peanuts
A guy goes to visit his grandmother and he brings his friends with him.While...