Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
What type of tracks?
|Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a couple of tracks. After...
Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
The skeleton
Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?He didn’t have the guts!
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?
How do you know when your girlfriend is too fat?When she sits on your...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...