Question and answer animal jokes
|Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the armadillo that it...
Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine
This is, like, so dumb…Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat’s Urine...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
Gates and Lightbulb
Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None....
Driving Test Answers
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the...
Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Mom’s Dictionary
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic...
Getting Old
Dear Maevis,I have become a little older since I saw you last and a...
Earthquake at a bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...