Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Short gender jokes
|Women are like guns, keep one around long enough and your going to want...
My husband’s last wish!
Mary Clancy goes up to Father O’Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she’s...
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to…
The dentist was called away from the dinner table to take an urgent phone...
Why does a cow wear a bell?
Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!
A few Polish jokes.
Q: Did you hear about the Polish guy that locked his keys in his...
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married…
A middle aged man and woman fall in love, and decide to get married....
Purchasing a new bird
|After many years of marriage, a husband has turned into a couch potato, became...
What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...