Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
A drunk orders himself a beer
|A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk....
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror…
Jessica was toweling off in front of the mirror when she noticed a few...
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?
What’s the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss….
NASA Hires Blondes
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?A: They’re doing research on black holes.
The great rabbit escape!
A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Extra Office Work
The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing...
For Dad’s with Daughters! (Long)
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend’s...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...