Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
Wrong Nails
Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away...
A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Life is precious
So the doctor tells the patient he’s got only six months to live.But the...
Marrying and divorcing in Heaven
It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Program Manager
A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Looking into their eyes
|A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out...