First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
Pervert?
A patient goes to a psychiatrist. The psychiatrist gives him a Rorschach Test; he...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order…
The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a...
Why do men like blonde jokes??
Why do men like blonde jokes?? Because they can understand them.
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
What do jello and a woman have in common?
What do jello and a woman have in common?They both wiggle when you eat...
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Clinton movie titles…
Some possible titles for the new Bill Clinton movie:Dial M for Monica Saving Clinton’s...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!