One Eye
Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said, “Look at...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
How do you tell if you are in a gay church?
How do you tell if you are in a gay church? Only half the...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race…
A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive...
Get Me Another Lawyer
Defendant: Your Honor, I want you to appoint me another lawyer.Judge: And why is...
I have a magical dancing duck
|A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
Inlaw/Outlaw Difference
What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted! or You can...