A woman comes home…
A woman comes home from the doctor and tells her husband the bad news...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
Can’t do it
A famous magician had a thundering finish to his act. He would fill a...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Nursery Rhyme
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me.
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Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...