Miget with a lisp!
This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend.”I...
Wanna Hear A Redneck Story?
So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and...
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game…
Bill and Bob met at the club for their weekly golf game.And for the...
Saving up for 60 years
The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they...
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
Bonds mature!
|What is the difference between men and government bonds?Bonds mature!
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
Telemarketers go away
|How to Make a Telemarketer Go Away1. If they want to loan you money,...